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nobody puts baby in a corner

nobody puts baby in a corner

Brittanie, 17.
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What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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hitler was just being himself and look what happened

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what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

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