|Shy Guy:||Hey there..|
|Random Guy:||Hey what's up?|
|Shy Guy:||Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.|
|Random Guy:||Thanks dude!|
|Shy Guy:||So, are you here with anyone?|
|Random Guy:||Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.|
|Shy Guy:||Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.|
|Random Guy:||That's alright it's cool.|
|Shy Guy:||You don't mind me calling you cute?|
|Random Guy:||A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.|
since everyone in my family is old enough to know santa isn’t real this year my mom decided to wrap our presents and stick them under the tree instead of going through all the trouble of pretending they appeared magically in the middle of the night. my 12yo and 16yo sisters were perfectly ok w this. my 55yo father burst into tears.
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????